‘JOHN THE FLOOR IS LAVA. JAWWWWN. LAVAAA.’
‘that’s nice Sherlock’
I lost it at “in Australia”
Every song you have ever loved and every song you have ever hated.
THIS. WAS. EVERYTHING. LITERALLY.
ALL THE AWARDS.
Lucky - Brittany Spears
Love Story - Taylor Swift
I’m Yours - Jason Mraz
Super Bass - Nicki Minaj
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
Escape - Enrique Iglesias
Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
Hot & Cold - Katy Pery
The Boy Is Mine - Brandy & Monica
It’s Ok If It’s In a 3-Way - Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Lady Gaga
Whatchu Say - Jason De Rulo
Baby - Justin Beiber
You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
Take On Me - A-Ha
Jar of Hearts - Christine Peri
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
Love the Way you Lie - Eminem Ft. Rihanna
Skyscrape - Demi Levato
Poker Face - Lady Gaga
3 AM - Matchbox 20
Airplane - B.o.B ft. Haylie Williams
Let It Be- THe Beatles
Party Rock Anthem - LFMAO
Don’t Stop Believing - Journey
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
Someone Like You - Adele
It’s All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion
Apologize - One Republic
No Scrubs - TLC
Forget You - Cee Lo Green
Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
Who’s that Lady - Isley Brothers
All I Wanna Do -Sheryl Crow
Friday - Rebecca Black
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING
I’ve waited for this to come back onto my dash for a long time.
GIVE THIS GIRL AN AWARD.
Thus proving ridiculous amounts of songs use the same chord progression as the Pachelbel canon. XD
this reinds me of the christmas livestreams
Before and After Photoshop [via]
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
why is a nip slip such a big deal like ??? you have a nipple??? on your boob???? wtf???? a boob nipple???? that’s fucked up put it away????? no. there are men walking around out there full on topless with both nipples blazing loud and proud so you can take your anti girl nipple bullshit and shove it up your tiny asshole
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
At age 17, she wants to be an animator.
At age 20, she´s an animator.
At age 29, she´s still an animator, people loves her for what she does.
At age 35, she and her husband celebrate 10 years happily together.
At age 40, her first born is an adult- handsome man/beautiful woman.
At age 50, we´re grand parents now.
At age 55, she wacthes her own fairytales in the TV with her grand children.
At age 60, she´s so glad that she didn´t give up.
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax
guess who is owned by Microsoft
This article about love triangles in YA not being so bad has been going around tumblr, and for the most part I agree with it - people often hate love triangles for the wrong reasons. But I really want to talk about #3 on her list of reasons:
Young women often don’t get much…
The person I reblogged this from is worth every breath they take
Every move they make
Every bond they break
Every step they take
I’ll be watching you