Puppy’s First Visit To The Beach Will Make All Other Dog Photos Out There Irrelevant
This little fella’s name is Champ. He’s a 9-week-old golden retriever that went to the beach for the first time in Hagar Township on Lake Michigan.
Photograher Patrick Holthof
OH MY GOD, IT’S SO CUTE. LOOK AT THE LITTLE PUPPY OUO!
my life in one picture
there is no picture
i have no life
I sat here for 6 minutes waiting for the picture to load.
Yo calm down with that shit, Salvador Steam punk.
my wedding vows: i love u but i dont love u as much as i love dogs
There are three ways to fall down stairs in anime
give it to me
Can we just take a moment to talk about how cool these are?
Taylor Momsen escaping paparazzi! THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT!
SHE JUST FUCKING PARKOURED AWAY FROM PAPARAZZI
That would be how you do it.
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.
IT’S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES.
CAN I START SHIPPING THEM NOW!??!?
…. my hand slipped?…
Oh my god.
ok where’s the fanfiction
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Me: "I fuck girls."